Perfect Strangers (TV Series)

Hunks Like Us (1986)

Mark Linn-Baker: Larry Appleton

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Quotes 

• Larry Appleton : All right, look... here are the ground rules. Jennifer is mine.

  Balki Bartokomous : I saw her first!

  Larry Appleton : But I lusted after her first. This is America. Learn the customs.

  Balki Bartokomous : I never heard of that custom.

  Larry Appleton : It's new.

• Larry Appleton : I can't just ask her out, I have to... deceive her first

• Balki Bartokomous : [screams in pain] 

  Larry Appleton : A little sore?

  Balki Bartokomous : I'd say we overdid the workout a little... or you threw me out the window.

• Larry Appleton : Now, here's the plan. What we are trying to achieve is physical contact. Now, how do we achieve physical contact?

  Balki Bartokomous : Begging?

  Larry Appleton : [thinks about this for a minute, then finally shakes his head]  Dancing.