Perfect Strangers (TV Series)

Knock Knock, Who's There? (1986)

Mark Linn-Baker: Larry Appleton

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• Balki Bartokomous : Larry, Larry, Larry! I look everywhere for you! I walk the streets, I search the alleys, I say to everyone, 'Have you seen Larry?' You don't know how many people have never heard of you! But now I find you and I'm safe, I'm safe, I'm safe!

  Larry Appleton : Yes, yes, now you're safe! Who are you?

  Balki Bartokomous : I am Balki Bartokomous! Philo, my fifth cousin three times removed is the step-uncle to your father on my mother's side, two continents removed.

  Larry Appleton : I see, so we're sort of related by rumor.

• Balki Bartokomous : Color TV!

  Larry Appleton : Yeah, haven't you ever seen color TV before?

  Balki Bartokomous : [lying]  Of course I have, don't be ridiculous.