Perfect Strangers (TV Series)

Lifesavers (1986)

Raf Mauro: Burglar

Quotes 

• Larry Appleton : Look, let me go over it again. You come through the window...

  [He motions to the window] 

  Larry Appleton : ... You wake him up

  [He motions to a sleeping Balki, whom the burglar peers over at] 

  Larry Appleton : ... Threaten me. When he asks what's going on you scream in terror, beg him not to hurt you and run. Do you think you can handle that?

  Burglar : This some kind of hospital or something?

• [the burglar pushes Larry towards Balki] 

  Balki Bartokomous : You can't do that to Cousin Larry!

  Burglar : Yes, I can!

  Larry Appleton : Yes, he can.

  [the burglar pushes Larry again] 

  Balki Bartokomous : You do that again and you're in big trouble!

  Larry Appleton : Balki, if the man wants to shove me, let him shove me.

  Burglar : There, you heard it!

  [He pushes Larry again; this time he falls back against Balki and they both sit down briefly on the sofabed before bouncing up again] 

  Balki Bartokomous : If you do that one more time, I'm not responsible!

  [the burglar rolls his eyes and pushes them both down again. Again they bounce back up] 

  Balki Bartokomous : Why do you keep doing that?

  Burglar : Because I'm the one that's got the gun.

  Balki Bartokomous : Give me that!

  [He snatches the gun and points it at the burglar]