- Balki Bartokomous: Cousin, hold on to your pants and fasten your neck brace because I'm gonna show you something that's gonna make your head spin like Linda Blair.
- Larry Appleton: Balki, Leon is a crook. These watches are counterfeit. You've been ripped off.
- Balki Bartokomous: Wait a minute. Are you saying that Leon is a crook and that these watches are counterfeit and that I've been ripped off?
- [Larry abd Balki are going undercover at a high school to find the man who sold Balki undercover watches]
- Larry Appleton: [in an exaggerated Hispanic accent] ¿Qué pasa, bro? What's happening? Where's the action?
- Man: [looks him up and down] First day undercover?