Perfect Strangers (TV Series)
Sexual Harassment in Chicago (1987)
Bronson Pinchot: Balki Bartokomous
Quotes
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Balki Bartokomous : She's all over me like a wet T-shirt!
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Larry Appleton : What's going on here?
Balki Bartokomous : Are you blind?
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Balki Bartokomous : Cousin, don't think I don't appreciate it because I do! And the future woman of my dreams thanks you, too! Because thanks to you she be able to spend her wedding night the way it was meant to be... with a husband who has absolutely no idea of what he's doing.
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Balki Bartokomous : When do you think Olivia will hit the fan?
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Balki Bartokomous : When you're alone with a woman and she say that she want to come over to your house to see your tapestry, does that mean what I think it means?
Larry Appleton : Welllll... could mean she's just interested in tapestries.
Balki Bartokomous : Okay... what about if you're alone with a woman and she kiss you so hard that your eyeballs roll back up into your head?
Larry Appleton : That means what you think it means.
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Larry Appleton : [telling Balki about his idea for an article on neigborhoods losing their ethnic character] What do you think... Is Chicago Disappearing?"
Balki Bartokomous : Well, I... I don't know. When you work in a basement you miss so much.
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Olivia Crawford : Ah, from the Mediterranean, right?
Balki Bartokomous : Well, actually you go to the Mediterranean and turn left.
Olivia Crawford : Well of course you do. With a face like that you can turn any way you want!