Bronson Pinchot: Balki Bartokomous

Quotes 

• Gina Morelli : We decided that when Frankie gets a little older we're going to have another baby. Maybe we'll have a girl next time.

  Balki Bartokomous : [referring to the girl they brought home instead of Frankie]  Maybe sooner than you think.

• Balki Bartokomous : You don't want to have a nervous breakdance.

• Balki Bartokomous : Can't pull the wool over your nose!