- Max Armstead: I don't need a preacher, I need a lawyer - that - that's what I'm paying you for!
- Perry Mason: You pay for advice. It's time you learn to take some.
- [first lines]
- Patricia L. Kean: I feel like I'm playing What's My Line?
- Marius Stone: Miss Kean, astrology, numerology and chirography are sciences.
- Patricia L. Kean: Oh, I'm sure they are.
- [last lines]
- Gypsy: Are you enjoying yourselves?
- Perry Mason: Yes. Thank you very much.
- Gypsy: Good. Good. Now, who would like to have his fortune told... from the tea leaves?
- Paul Drake: Boy, did you pick the wrong table.