- Phil Diffy, Keely Teslow: Cutest Couple?
- Keely Teslow: We do kinda hang out a lot... together.
- Phil Diffy: Yeah. I guess someone could... mistakenly... think we're one of... those things
- Keely Teslow: Yes yes, they definetly could... mistakenly
- Phil Diffy: Unless... do you want to be a couple?
- Keely Teslow: No!
- Phil Diffy: No...
- Keely Teslow: Do you?
- Phil Diffy: No...
- Keely Teslow: Yes!
- Phil Diffy: Yes?
- Keely Teslow: I do!
- Phil Diffy: Me too!
- Keely Teslow: Yay, we're a couple!
- Phil Diffy: Shh!
- Keely Teslow: Phil, the whole school just voted us cutest couple. I think they know.
- Phil Diffy: [Phil is sleeping on the way back to 2121. He suddenly wakes up, wide eyed] Uh-oh.
- Pim Diffy: Uh-oh.
- Barbara Diffy: What are you two- uh-oh.
- Lloyd Diffy: That's three 'uh-oh's; what's the matter.
- Phil Diffy: I think we forgot something.
- Lloyd Diffy: [Turns around, looking for something] You know we could just keep on going.
- Barbara Diffy: Lloyd.
- [Lloyd sighes and starts to reverse the time engine]
- Curtis: [Curtis enters the former Diffy household, and opens the fridge. He suddenly pops his head up with a chicken leg in his mouth] Hello? Anybody... home...
- [starts to whine like a dog]
- Keely Teslow: [doing the morning announcements] Cutest couple: Keely Teslow and Phil Diffy... WHAT THE?
- Keely Teslow: Phil! You're still here! Does that mean you're not going?
- Phil Diffy: No, no I'm still going.
- Keely Teslow: Oh.
- Phil Diffy: I didn't want to leave without saying goodbye for real.
- Keely Teslow: Yeah
- Phil Diffy: [kisses her passionately and everyone cheers]
- Phil Diffy: [Walks into the house happyily and goes over to hig Barbara and Pim] Hello wonderful family, sweet sweet Pim.
- Pim Diffy: [Pushes Phil away in disgust] Ew!
- Phil Diffy: Doesn't everything seem more colorful today?
- Barbara Diffy: Phil we've got some great news!
- Phil Diffy: And so do I... Keely and I are
- [dramatic pause]
- Phil Diffy: together!
- Barbara Diffy: [Runs over to hug Phil in delight] Oh honey that's so wonderful!
- [Face then falls]
- Barbara Diffy: In a horribly sad and heart-wrenching way.
- Phil Diffy: Why?
- Pim Diffy: We're going home! Still up for that hug?
- [holds arms out]
- Pim Diffy: [Watches Lloyd dissapear in the time machine and sighs] I'm going to miss him. I'd have to say dad had his moments, he was a big hearted man, an honest man, a tall man.
- Barbara Diffy: Pim!
- Pim Diffy: Just saying... that guy at the grocery store thinks you're cute and he is Ri-ich!
- Lloyd Diffy: [Holds up hammer above time engine then gasps when he sees another hammer] Barb! What are you doing with that hammer?
- Barbara Diffy: Thought I might try to open a coconut, I was in the mood for coconut
- [looks at Llyod]
- Barbara Diffy: What were you doing with your hammer?
- Lloyd Diffy: [chuckles nervously] Uh also a coconut, its funny huh?
- Phil Diffy: [Enters kitchen and turns on the light] What's going on?
- Barbara Diffy, Lloyd Diffy: Nothing... nothing
- Phil Diffy: You guys were about to destroy the time engine!
- Lloyd Diffy: No no! Coconuts!
- Lloyd Diffy: [Goes over to Phil and puts and arm around him] Hey buddy, your mom and I are so proud of you and how you've grown into such a responsible young man.
- Phil Diffy: Well then you better go back to bed before you start seeing me start crying.
- Pim Diffy: [Groggily walks into kitchen] What's going on?
- Barbara Diffy: Hey sweetie what are you doing up?
- Pim Diffy: Um...
- [sledgehammer drops onto the floor]
- Pim Diffy: ok, who else used the coconut excuse?
- Phil Diffy: [looks at Keely] I gotta go, my dad's waiting in the time machine
- [record scratches and Phil and Keely look nervously at the school camera]
- Phil Diffy: Time machine ride... at the amusement park!
- Phil Diffy: [pulls Keely into a hug]
- Keely Teslow: [whispers in Phil's ear, so that only he could hear] In the future will you wait for me?
- Phil Diffy: But... Won't you be really, really old?
- [Keely gives him a knowing look, and smirks]
- Phil Diffy: But that shouldn't matter...
- [smiles]
- Phil Diffy: See ya, Salt.
- Keely Teslow: See ya, Pepper.
- [pulls him into one last kiss]
- Keely Teslow: [trying to proceed the broadcast after kissing Phil goodbye live on TV] In another news... Well, we all know that nothing's gonna top that.
- [throws the notes up in the air and smiles sadly]