- Phil Diffy: [Phil and Keely start dancing and suddenly stop after they see each other] I'm just happy for the environment!
- Keely Teslow: Yeah, me too. Go Earth!
- Barbara Diffy: Aw. You girls look wonderful.
- Owen: Actually, in my opion they're the second and third best looking women in the room, Mrs. Diffy.
- Barbara Diffy: Thank you, O-dog.
- Keely Teslow: Hey, Phil, um, I'm gonna head home.
- Phil Diffy: Wait!
- Keely Teslow: [looks back and walks closer to the door]
- Phil Diffy: Um, another thing I learned from time traveling is sometimes . . . you've gotta create your own timing.
- Phil Diffy: [turns off the light, music starts to play, gets Keely by the hand and they start to slow dance]
- Pim Diffy: [Slow dance music changes to hard rock music] Yeah, let's Pim-Up the volume!
- Phil Diffy: [to Keely] See what I mean about timing
- Phil Diffy: I told you the next day I was staying! And you look pretty darn hot for someone who's not interested in Owen!
- Keely Teslow: The next day was too late. And you look pretty darn adorable too not being interested in Via! You are not interested in Via, right?
- Phil Diffy: Of course not! I'm just adorable!