- Phil Diffy: Mr. Hackett, we have something to tell you about Foucault's Last Conundrum.
- Mr. Hackett: Mr. Diffy, I sense a confession coming on.
- [grabs a courtroom typewriter and sits]
- Mr. Hackett: Continue.
- Keely Teslow: Phil, you could get suspended for cheating!
- Phil Diffy: Well, I can't risk exposing the truth about my family, and we can't go on pretending that you're smart.
- [Keely gives him a stern look]
- Phil Diffy: In math.
- Keely Teslow: Good save.