- Pim Diffy: Here it is. Reason #3,005 why I hate this stupid century and everyone in it!
- [holds a bag of flour]
- Phil Diffy: You hate flour. I can see not liking flour, but hating it.
- Pim Diffy: It's not flour, it's my baby!
- Keely Teslow: [to Phil] I never told you this, but I've always dreamed of someday becoming a singer.
- Phil Diffy: I thought you wanted to become a cat psychologist?
- Keely Teslow: Oh, that's my cover.
- Bradley Benjamin Farmer: [sees Pim] Ah, there's the little women.
- Pim Diffy: I wouldn't being using the "L" word if I were you, Thumbelina.
- Phil Diffy: I think you can do this.
- Keely Teslow: Really?
- Phil Diffy: I promise. Uh, just to be on the safe side. Before tryouts, eat a light breakfast.
- Keely Teslow: Next time I perform, I don't think I need you there at all.
- Phil Diffy: Okay. I'll try to remember not to show up.
- Keely Teslow: But I want you there! Full size.
- [they hug. Then Keely realises Phil has his back covered in chocolate and lets go of him quickly]
- Keely Teslow: [about Tara] I can't stand her. I wish a building would fall on her! I wish she'd get stung by a 50-pound bee! I wish a dog would mistake her as a fire hydrant! I wish the U.S. women's soccer team would use her as a ball!
- Phil Diffy: Hey, how about running her over with a steamroller?
- Keely Teslow: Phil, grow up!
- Bradley Benjamin Farmer: [to Pim about their flour baby] I was thinking let's name him Bradley Benjamin Farmer Jr.
- Pim Diffy: Oh, great, then his nickname will be Doofus Finkelman Dork-Face Part Two!