- [first lines]
- Lord Zedd: And then I said, "That's no dumpster. That's my wife." Just kidding, sweetie.
- Rita Repulsa: Ah, Zedd, you old card.
- Divatox: And *then*, I discovered where the Power Chamber was and with touch of this little finger I blew the Rangers into high heaven!
- Dark Specter: I am Dark Specter - monarch of all that is evil. I have captured the mighty Zordon and I'm draining him of his powers. As his strength drains the lava will rise, extinguishing the power forever.
- Lord Zedd: Ah, this calls for a lava juice toast. To the universe! A universe that shall belong to the Dark Specter!
- Dark Specter: Who is this intruder?
- [Goldar rips the cloak off the intruder revealing a Red Ranger]
- Lord Zedd: This can't be!
- T.J. Johnson: Believe me, we *are* the Power Rangers. Well, at least we *were* the Power Rangers. It's a long story, but right now, we're on our way to Eltar to save Zordon.
- Rita Repulsa: It's you.
- Divatox: Oh... How wonderful to see you... Frita.
- Rita Repulsa: It's Rita! So... still after the Power Rangers?
- Divatox: Who? Oh, them. Really, Frita, you must get out of the dumpster more often. I've destroyed those Power Rangers. Well, somebody had to. It's good to be the queen.
- Red Space Ranger: Who are you?
- T.J. Johnson: We're the Power Rangers...
- Red Space Ranger: Power Rangers?
- T.J. Johnson: From the planet Earth.