- Dustin: Hey, you guys ever wonder why the sky is blue and not, like, see-through?
- Tori: No.
- Hunter: Not me.
- Dustin: 'Cause, I mean, it's just air, right? It should be see-through. You ever wonder about that?
- Shane: Uh, Dustin, I'm the air guy. You know, "power of air?" You worry about the dirt, figure out why the dirt's brown.
- Sensei Guinea Pig: [about Lothor] This prolonged silence can only mean one thing: he is planning his biggest attack yet.
- Zurgane: I call to order the Council of Officers. We're here to discuss my plan to destroy the Power Rangers.
- Vexacus: YOUR plan! I see. And why should anyone listen to YOUR plan?
- Zurgane: Well... because I'm, uh... eh... because it's my plan and-and because I say... you have to listen. It... it's evil Space Ninja protocol.
- [general laughter]
- Vexacus: Yes, well, THERE'S a good solid answer.
- Zurgane: Silence! I demand your respect!
- Vexacus: Zurgane, Zurgane, haven't you learned by now respect is not something you demand? It's something you must earn!
- Dustin: [seeing a hiker calling out for help] Last time we stopped on the side of the road, our school got sucked into space.
- Tori Hanson: [seeing the guys' fully decked-out camp site] This isn't camping. This is a resort. All you need is a water slide and a luau.
- Dustin: [brightening at the thought] That would be cool!
- Zurgane: The time has come for my ultimate plan, ha-ha. I'll pirate the Rangers' powers and use their own energies against them. I'll show them all! AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
- Lothor: [finding Vexacus and Shimazu chuckling over the view screen] What did I miss? Not one of those sit-coms, I hope.
- Vexacus: No, sir. A plan. A perfect plan that is coming together, well, uh...
- Shimazu: Perfectly?
- Vexacus: Uh, yes! Perfectly!
- Lothor: It better, because I've been reviewing your performance reports, and the truth of the matter is - you two are outta here unless things start going our way.
- Tori: I thought you guys were only going camping for a few days. This is enough gear to outfit a whole city.
- Hunter: What? It's just the necessities.
- Tori: [seeing Dustin carrying...] A TV?
- Dustin: How else were we going to watch Supercross tomorrow?
- Tori: You're not supposed to watch the supercross, Dustin. That's why it's called "roughing it."
- Shane: Yeah, well, if Man was meant to "rough it," why did he invent Portable Generator?