- Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: [to Westmoreland] You know what I can't understand is why somebody like you wants to get out of here anyways. How you gonna survive, huh? The world is all different now, scary. They got computer phones, boobies made out of silicone, you won't know what to do!
- Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: Pardon me for interrupting, but, uh, what's that smell?
- [Sniffs the air]
- Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: It smells a little like, conspiracy.