Prison Break (TV Series)

Riots, Drills and the Devil: Part 1 (2005)

Robert Knepper: Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell

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Quotes 

• Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell : [about the rising temperature in the cells]  Not that hot?

  [he points to an African American cellmate] 

  Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell : When this guy woke up this morning, he was white!

• Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell : [after Scofield broke the A/C]  Can't you transfer us some place cooler? Like... Africa?

• [T-Bag and other inmates are banging on the fence to get out of the cell block. Bellick and the other C.O.'s are on the other side] 

  Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell : Hey Bellick, Bellick. I got one for ya. What do you call a piece of white trash, that couldn't pass the cops exam, and now makes less then a mailman? A C.O.

  [Bellick starts thinking, then starts smiling T-Bag] 

  Captain Brad Bellick : You know Teddy you've really let me down, which is a big disappointment since I don't expect much from the in-bred child of a retard. Thats right Teddy. I read your psych records. About how your daddy raped his mongoloid sister, and nine months later little Teddy popped out.

  [T-Bag looks at Belick for a second, stuned in silence] 

  Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell : [Angrly]  I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

• Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell : So you see "friends"... Either I'm through that hole with you, or I'm gonna sing like Johnny Cash!

• Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell : What do you call a piece of white trash who couldn't pass the cop's exam and now makes less than a mailman? A C.O.

  Captain Brad Bellick : You know Teddy, you really let me down and that's hard to do. Because I don't expect much from the inbred child of a retard. That's right. I read the psych records.

• Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell : Just what I thought the piglets are scared of the big, bad wolf!

• Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell : Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell:

  [T-Bag and other inmates are banging on the fence to get out of the cell block. Bellick and the other C.O.'s are on the other side] 

  Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell : "Hey Bellick, Bellick. I got one for ya. What do you call a piece of white trash, that couldn't pass the cops exam, and now makes less then a mailman? A C.O."

• Captain Brad Bellick : Captain Brad Bellick:

  [Bellick getting back at Teddy for his joke] 

  Captain Brad Bellick : "You know Teddy you've really let me down, which is a big disappointment since I don't expect much from the in-bred child of a retard. Thats right Teddy. I read your psych records. About how your daddy raped his mongoloid sister, and nine months later little Teddy popped out."

  Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell : Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

• Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell : [Whilst leading a riot]  Get on the train!, Get on the train!, Get on the train!

• Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell : Why don't you send us someplace more cooler, like Africa?