The Professionals (TV Series)
No Stone (1983)
Martin Shaw: Doyle
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Quotes
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William Andrew Philip Bodie : They fed 'em on tarantula legs for three weeks. Right? That failed. So then they tried a diet of twenty-four-hour, non-stop, pop music.
Raymond Doyle : To a cageful of rats?
William Andrew Philip Bodie : Yeah. There was rock, disco, punk. You know, the whole hit parade.
Raymond Doyle : Then what happened?
William Andrew Philip Bodie : They all went gay.
Raymond Doyle : [laughs] A cageful of gay rats?
William Andrew Philip Bodie : It's straight, honest. You don't believe me, do you?
Raymond Doyle : No, are you kidding?
William Andrew Philip Bodie : That's a fact. Honest. Queer as a three-pound note.
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[Doyle picks up a rabbit from under the picnic table]
Raymond Doyle : Look at that.
William Andrew Philip Bodie : What, you got a top hat down there or something?
Raymond Doyle : He's a nice little chap, isn't he?
William Andrew Philip Bodie : Yeah. Looks a bit like you.
Raymond Doyle : Hair's the right colour.
William Andrew Philip Bodie : And the eyes.
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[Doyle breaks the news that Cookie has been killed]
June Cook : No, no I don't believe it...
Raymond Doyle : Listen...
June Cook : [getting hysterical] I don't want to listen, don't tell me, go away, it isn't true, I don't want to know! *Get off!* It was you - you talked him into it: 'More money, more chances'. It's all right for you - you haven't got anyone: no kids, no wife. You can go on playing cowboys for the rest of your bloody miserable, selfish life!
[Doyle looks embarrassed because he has no answer to this]