- Michelle Rodriguez: [her feet are standing on the wet spot holding up the fallen shelf] Dude, I'm slipping! I'm slipping! Come here!
- Michelle Rodriguez: How're you gonna take care of this frigging falling? He fell, and you want him to fucking pay for the entire fucking store? That's retarded! That's retarded!
- Michelle Rodriguez: I swore to God that would never happen to me! I swore that I would never get fucking Punk'd!