Queer as Folk (TV Series)

The Dangers of Sex and Drugs (2002)

Scott Lowell: Ted Schmidt

Quotes 

• Ted : I'm so disappointed.

  Michael Novotny : I know, I fucked up!

  Ted : I don't mean that. All the porno flicks I've seen that take place in prison always show these hot criminal types in heavy man-on-man action. Nothing like this.

• [Brian, Micheal, and Ted are getting pulled over by the police] 

  Ted : Do you have anything on you?

  Brian : Yeah, sixteen pounds of cocaine and twenty-four ounces of heroin.

  Ted : This is no time to be funny!

  Brian : Who's being funny?