Queer as Folk (TV Series)
All Better Now (2002)
Hal Sparks: Michael Novotny
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Quotes
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Michael Novotny : It was awful. All those dirty-minded old men, staring at me and pinching my ass.
Emmett Honeycutt : It was fabulous! All those dirty old men staring at me and pinching my ass!
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Ted Schmidt : I mean, he fired me. Me - the hardest working most devoted employee he's got. And for what?
Michael Novotny : Wanking to the web?
Ted Schmidt : No, no, no, no, no. I wasn't wanking. I was watching - same as everybody else in that office. The only difference I wasn't watching what everybody else watches.
Emmett Honeycutt : Straight sex.
Ted Schmidt : Yeah, it's fine to salivate over some bimbo with boobs the size of flotation devices stuffing a zucchini up her twat. But god forbid you should see some guy with pecs of death squatting on a road teepee. Oh, then you're instantly out on your ass!
Michael Novotny : That's discrimination on the workplace.