- Michael Novotny: Think I'd look good with a new haircut? I think I would, do you?
- Brian Kinney: What did have you in mind?
- Michael Novotny: I don't know. Maybe buzz it all off or bleach it.
- Brian Kinney: That'd be cool... for two years ago. So, what's wrong?
- Michael Novotny: Nothings wrong. Why you think somethin' is wrong?
- Brian Kinney: Because every time when somethings wrong you wanna change you're hair.
- Michael Novotny: That is so not true!
- [Deb comes up with the coffee]
- Brian Kinney: [to Deb] Michael's thinking about changing his hair.
- Debbie Novotny: Oh God. Baby, what's wrong? Tell me.
- Michael Novotny: Where have you been? You didn't come home lastnight?
- Debbie Novotny: Somebody get lucky.
- Emmett Honeycutt: Good for him. I spent the night at Ted's. You guys he is in deep shit trouble. We need to have an invention.
- Debbie Novotny: Booze?
- Brian Kinney: Crystal.
- Emmett Honeycutt: Whipping the Willie.
- Brian Kinney: Schmuck. He couldn't even get a decent addiction.
- Justin Taylor: You wanna dance?
- random guy at Babylon: Fuck, yeah!
- Justin Taylor: That was gonna be my next question.