Queer as Folk (TV Series)
Tweaked-Out, Fucked-Out Crystal Queen (2003)
Hal Sparks: Michael Novotny
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Quotes
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[after they found out that Hunter fucked a cop they suspect of murder]
Michael : This guy could've killed you.
James 'Hunter' Montgomery : They all could.
Michael : Well, if you know that Then why do you do it?
James 'Hunter' Montgomery : I have low self-esteem. I was sexualized at too early an age. It's exciting, fun and a great way to make non-reportable income.
Michael : I would like an honest answer, smart-Ass.
Brian Kinney : He just gave you one.
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[Michael, Ben and Hunter just spoke to a high-school principal about Hunter returning to school]
Professor Ben Bruckner : At least now we finally get to know all about you.
Michael : Name?
James 'Hunter' Montgomery : Hunter.
Michael : Hunter what?
James 'Hunter' Montgomery : Just hunter.
Michael : You think you're an aging rock diva?
James 'Hunter' Montgomery : Last names tend to get in the way of my work.
Professor Ben Bruckner : Wait, from now on, the only work you're doing is homework. Out with it.
James 'Hunter' Montgomery : James Hunter Montgomery.
Michael : Nice to meet you, jimmy.
James 'Hunter' Montgomery : Shut up.
Professor Ben Bruckner : When were you born?
James 'Hunter' Montgomery : I wasn't born. My mother was too drunk to give birth, So i was delivered, 16 glorious years ago last tuesday.
Michael : Last tuesday? You had a birthday last week and you didn't tell us?
Professor Ben Bruckner : We could've done something to celebrate.
James 'Hunter' Montgomery : Like blow out a candle? I blew three tricks that day. Made 150 bucks. That's what I call celebrating.
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Michael : Still searching for that exquisite turn of phrase that in five words or less expresses the essence of what your character's feeling?
Professor Ben Bruckner : I'm frustrated as shit.
Michael : Only four, congratulations.