Queer as Folk (TV Series)

Tweaked-Out, Fucked-Out Crystal Queen (2003)

Peter MacNeill: Detective Carl Horvath

Quotes 

• Detective Carl Horvath : What the hell is that?

  Brian Kinney : Uh, this newfangled contraption is called a "condom". You wanted hard evidence. It doesn't get much harder.

• Debbie Novotny : Detectiv Horvarth, out of all the places in greater pittsburgh, what brings you to our humble little establishment?

  Detective Carl Horvath : I have a date.

  [Brian enters] 

  Detective Carl Horvath : And here he is.

  Debbie Novotny : What, did you convert him?

  Brian Kinney : Coffee, Deb, please

  Detective Carl Horvath : You were right.

  Brian Kinney : Those are my three favourite words after "nine inches cut"

  Debbie Novotny : About what?

  Brian Kinney : Um, the cream.

  Debbie Novotny : What, did it turn?

  Detective Carl Horvath : It matches that found in Jason Kemp's rectum.

  Debbie Novotny : For your information, i just poured it.

  Detective Carl Horvath : I'm referring to a sperm sample from an officer tThis kid hunter said he saw with the victim.