- Preacher: It was so good to have you young men in our service tonight.
- Justin: It was *very* inspiring.
- Preacher: Give God the glory.
- Cody Bell: Mind if I ask you a question, Pastor?
- Preacher: Please.
- Cody Bell: This book
- [holds up Bible]
- Cody Bell: - you have to believe all of it, not just some of it, right?
- Preacher: That's right.
- Cody Bell: So... do you like shrimp?
- Preacher: Well, as a matter of fact, I do.
- Cody Bell: Because in Leviticus - a few scriptures before that man lying with man is an abomination one - it also says it's an abomination to eat shellfish. And... shrimp are shellfish, right?
- Preacher: What's your point young man?
- Cody Bell: I believe the point is, if you can eat shrimp, we can eat cock.
- Preacher: [awkward silence] Son, you need the lord. You need to accept Jesus.
- Cody Bell: Oh, I accept Jesus. It's assholes like you I have a problem with.