Love Hina (TV Series)

Dormitorio para chicas ¡Aguas termales! (2000)

Yûji Ueda: Keitarô Urashima

Quotes 

• Kaolla Su : So, what are we gonna do with him?

  Narusegawa Naru : Crucify and torture him, cut out his tongue, and send him to Hell!

  Urashima Keitaro : NOOOOOOOO!

• [In Keitaro's room, Kitsune places his hand on her breast] 

  Mitsune 'Kitsune' Konno : That's worth a month's rent.

  Keitaro Urashima : Huh?

  Mitsune 'Kitsune' Konno : What, weren't you listening? You cop one feel, I get one month's rent free.

  Keitaro Urashima : What're you talking about?

  [Naru barges in] 

  Naru Narusegawa : What do you think you're doing, you sleaze?

  Mitsune 'Kitsune' Konno : [Fake sobbing]  H-he started grabbing my breasts, going, "You like it here? How about here?"

  Keitaro Urashima : It's the other way around!