Rawhide (TV Series)

Incident of the Curious Street (1959)

Paul Brinegar: Wishbone

Quotes 

• Wishbone : I'm the camp cook, I'm the camp doctor, I'm the camp barber, I'm even the camp blacksmith. I can't be the camp fortune teller.

• Wishbone : This warthog complaining hoarse than ever about my chow.

  Rowdy Yates : Look at this, Mr Favor. Biscuits with weevils in 'em. That's what he's trying to feed us.

  Wishbone : The way he talks, you'd think I put them weevils in that flour myself.

  Rowdy Yates : Well, you could've sifted them out.

  Wishbone : I ain't a flour sifter, I'm a cook.

  Rowdy Yates : You're keeping that a secret.

  Wishbone : Ooh, you sneaky.

  Rowdy Yates : Ah.

  Gil Favor : All right. That's enough. It's time to eat, not to fight. Rowdy, I imagine when you were a prisoner during the war that any kind of biscuit tasted good, even those with weevils in 'em.

  Wishbone : That way you got your bread and meat mixed into one.

  Rowdy Yates : Well, things were different then. We expected it. But the war is over.

  Wishbone : No, but the weevils don't know it.