Reba (TV Series)

Best Li'l Haunted House in Texas (2005)

Steve Howey: Van Montgomery

Quotes 

• Cheyenne : [as Van eats cereal directly out of the box]  What are you doing?

  Van Montgomery : I'm trying to get the prize, and if I do it with my hands it'll be unsanitary.

  Cheyenne : Is the prize three cavities and a gut?

  Van Montgomery : [laughing]  Oh! Ha,ha! You're funny. That's why I married you - your sense of humor. Oh wait, no. It was the baby.