Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Back to Reality (1992)

Robert Llewellyn: Kryten

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Quotes 

• Rimmer : Kryten, open the next one.

  Kryten : Listen, whoever you are, don't push your luck by ordering whoever I am around, because almost certainly, whoever I am, I'm not the kind of guy who's gonna take any crap from whoever you are. So before you start ordering me around, let's establish if I'm the kind of guy who doesn't mind being ordered around or if I'm the kind of guy who gets all uptight about being ordered around by whatever the kind of guy you are.

  Rimmer : All I said was open the next one.

• Rimmer : I know that, emotionally speaking, this isn't the news you want to hear right now. But there's a blob on the sonar scope the size of New Mexico and it's heading your way.

  Holly : I think our friend the Suicide Squid is about to put in an appearance.

  Kryten : Where is it, precisely?

  Rimmer : Directly above you. 2,000 fathoms and diving.

  Lister : Oh, thanks a lot, Rimmer. You know the state we're in and you have to go and give us news like that. You couldn't have *lied*?

  Rimmer : I *was* lying. It's only 1,000 fathoms.

• The Cat : Don't fish swim south for the winter?

  Kryten : No, that's birds. sir.

  The Cat : Birds swim south for the winter? How do they breathe?

• Cop : Halt or I will fire.

  [a young child runs past across the car park] 

  Cop : [in pursuit]  Move, Voters!

  Jake Bullet : [Grabbing Billy Doyle-Rimmer]  Move an inch and I'll crush every bone in your body.

  Cop : You helped an enemy of Democracy escape. She was stealing an apple of the people.

  Jake Bullet : [flashing ID]  Bullet. Cybernautics.

  Cop : That's traffic control. Kneel, Voters! You are under sentence of death.

• Lister : I'm not Lister then? I'm not me, am I?

  Kryten : None of us are who we thought we were, sir. This is going to take some getting used to.

  Rimmer : I'm not Rimmer, then?

  Kryten : No.

  Rimmer : I'm not a hologram. I'm not Rimmer.

  The Cat : Well, if we're not who we thought we were, who the hell are we?

  Lister : Some kind of sad acts who want to spend four years playing a computer game. Either running away from God knows what, or had nothing worth living for in the first place.

• [Lister-Sebastian and Kryten-Jake see two propaganda posters] 

  Sebastian Doyle : [reading]  "Vote Fascist for a Third Glorious Decade of Total Law Enforcement"?

  Jake Bullet : [reading]  "Be a Government Informer. Betray Your Family & Friends. Fabulous Prizes to be Won"?