Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Back to Reality (1992)

Lenny von Dohlen: Cop

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• Cop : Halt or I will fire.

  [a young child runs past across the car park] 

  Cop : [in pursuit]  Move, Voters!

  Jake Bullet : [Grabbing Billy Doyle-Rimmer]  Move an inch and I'll crush every bone in your body.

  Cop : You helped an enemy of Democracy escape. She was stealing an apple of the people.

  Jake Bullet : [flashing ID]  Bullet. Cybernautics.

  Cop : That's traffic control. Kneel, Voters! You are under sentence of death.

• Cop : [to Sebastian-Lister]  Come out of the shadows, Voter.

  Sebastian Doyle : What's the beef? Did she steal your lunch box?

  Cop : M... mm... many apologies, Voter Colonel.

  Sebastian Doyle : You know me?

  Cop : Of course, Voter Colonel.

  Sebastian Doyle : Who am I?

  Cop : You are Colonel Sebastian Doyle, Section Chief of CGI, Head of the Ministry of Alteration.

  Sebastian Doyle : Remind me a little: what do we do at the Ministry of Alteration?

  Cop : You... change people, Sir.

  Sebastian Doyle : In what way?

  Cop : You change them from being alive people, to being dead people. To purify Democracy.

  Billy Doyle : Purify?

  Cop : [proudly]  No one has done more to purge the ballot boxes than the Voter Colonel.

  Duane Dibbley : So why has he been away for 4 years then?

  Cop : Excuse me, Voter Colonel, but is this some sort of test?

  Sebastian Doyle : Answer him.

  Cop : The rumour was that you had grown weary of your glorious duties and had gone away in secret to renew yourself.