- Kryten: They always say the hardest part about leaving Cyberspace is realizing that the whole universe does not revolve around you.
- Cat: Sure doesn't. It revolves around me!
- Kochanski: Absolutely...
- Cat: No. I'm serious! Look at the evidence!
- Lister: What evidence?
- Cat: Take food: until I bite into it, it has no taste. Even when I know what I'm gonna say, it never bores me!
- Lister: You, and you alone.
- Cat: And here's the kicker, all the interesting things that ever happen to me happened when I was in the room! Coincidence? Get outta here...
- Kochanski: How did I end up like this? On a ship where the fourth most popular pastime is going down to the laundry room and watching my knickers spin dry?
- Lister: [in dream sequence] I think I've reached the age now where I really should be wearing clogs.
- Cat: Boy, is it cramped! Woo-wee! I tell ya, if I was dead you most certainly could not swing me around in here.
- Lister: Wait a minute... you don't think... now hang on, I'm completely straight, okay? I couldn't possibly be gay. I can't grow a big moustache for starters. Ask anyone, it just grows in little clumps...