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Dave Lister : What, you absorb knowledge from every person you kill?
Epideme : So, as you can appreciate, killing you ain't exactly a career highlight. No offense, but when you're a virus, there's not much call for knowing how to open a lager bottle with your ANUS!
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Kryten : Are you alright sir?
Dave Lister : I've just been molested by Tutankhamun's horny grandma!
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Dave Lister : I've been tongue-hockeyed to death! In 24 hours I'm gonna be deader than a Saturday night in Salt Lake City!