Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Gunmen of the Apocalypse (1993)

Elizabeth Hickling: Simulant Lieutenant

Quotes 

• Simulant Lieutenant : Incoming.

  [on the screen appears Lister's upside-down mouth and jaw with an eyeball stuck on his chin and his neck hidden by a black sheet, so he looks like some kind of weird creature] 

  Lister : I am Tarka Dal, an ambassador of the Great Vindalooian Empire.

  Simulant Captain : Our scanners reported human life on your vessel. Is this so?

  Lister : Humans?

  [spits] 

  Lister : The Vindalooian people despise all humans. They are the vermin of the universe. Is that not right, Bhindi Bhaji?

  [the camera moves across to the Cat next to him, who has also been disguised in the same fashion] 

  Cat : You bet, we hate them! Scum, scum, scum, scum, scum!

  [he spits. The camera moves back to Lister] 

  Lister : The Vindalooian Empire has pledged to exterminate them all.

  [he licks his eyeball in a reptilian way]