Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Kryten (1988)

Norman Lovett: Holly

Quotes 

• Holly : As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless, uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?

• Holly : Hope they've got some odds and sods on board, we're short of a few supplies.

  Lister : [drinking tea]  Like what?

  Holly : Cow's milk, ran out of that yonks ago. Fresh and dehydrated.

  Lister : What kind of milk are we using now?

  Holly : Emergency backup supply. We're on the dog's milk.

  Lister : Dog's milk!

  Holly : Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly. Lasts longer than any other milk, dog's milk.

  Lister : Why?

  Holly : No bugger'll drink it. Plus of course the advantage of dog's milk is that when it goes off, it tastes exactly the same as when it's fresh.

• Rimmer : Holly, as the Esperantinos would say, "Bonvolu alsendi la pordiston, laushajne estas rano en mia bideo." I think we all know what that means.

  Holly : Yeah, it means, "Could you send for the hall porter? There appears to be a frog in my bidet."