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Quotes
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Lister : Hang on. You can't do this. Holly's got an I.Q. of 6,000.
Holly : Yeah. Right on.
Queeg : Is that what he told you?
Lister : Well what is it, then?
Queeg : It has a six in it, but it's not 6,000.
The Cat : What is it?
Queeg : Six.
Holly : Six? Do me a lemon. That's a poor I.Q. for a glass of water.
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[Holly challenges Queeg to a match to fight for the control of Red Dwarf]
Holly : Name me a game.
Queeg : Chess.
Holly : It can be anything. Any game at all.
Queeg : Chess.
Holly : Draughts, poker, any game at all.
Queeg : Chess.
Holly : Subbuteo, Snakes and Ladders, you name it.
Queeg : Chess.
Holly : Monopoly, maybe? I'll let you go first.
Queeg : *Chess*.
Holly : So you like a bit of chess then, do you?
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Lister : Well, how come Holly knows all the answers to science and space and all that when we ask him?
Queeg : He consults a book.
Holly : What a slimeball!
Queeg : He gets all his answers on astronomy, phenomenology and physics from a single reference book.
Rimmer : What's the book?
Queeg : The Junior Encyclopedia of Space. It's the only one he can find which has pictures.
