Quotes
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Holly : We are talking jape of the decade. We are talking April, May, June, July and August fool. That's right. I am Queeg.
Lister , The Cat , Rimmer : What?
Holly : Queeg never existed. It was me all along.
Lister , The Cat , Rimmer : *What?*
Holly : Wheeze of the week, mate.
The Cat : It was a joke?
Holly : Going round in circles for 14 months. Getting my information from the Junior Color Encyclopedia of Space. The respect you have for me is awesome, innit?
Lister : So you mean you staged the whole thing?
Holly : [in Queeg's voice] That's right, suckers.
[in his voice]
Holly : And the moral of the story is, "Appreciate what you've got", because basically I'm fantastic.
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Lister : Hang on. You can't do this. Holly's got an I.Q. of 6,000.
Holly : Yeah. Right on.
Queeg : Is that what he told you?
Lister : Well what is it, then?
Queeg : It has a six in it, but it's not 6,000.
The Cat : What is it?
Queeg : Six.
Holly : Six? Do me a lemon. That's a poor I.Q. for a glass of water.
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Holly : What's happening, dudes?
Lister : Bog all.
Holly : Wait a minute. I've forgotten what I was gonna say.
Rimmer : Well, it can't have been that important then, can it?
[the ship is hit by a meteor, forcing the crew onto the floor]
Holly : Yeah. That's it."Look out, a meteor is about to hit the ship". I knew it'd come back to me.
The Cat : Thanks for the warning.
