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Quotes
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Lister : Sir, just suppose I did have a cat, just suppose... what would you do with Frankenstein?
Captain Hollister : I'd send it down to the medical centre and I'd have it cut up and tests run on it.
Lister : Would you put it together when you finished?
Captain Hollister : Lister, the cat would be dead.
Lister : So, with respect, sir, what's in it for the cat?
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Lister : You asked to see me, Captain.
Captain Hollister : Where's the cat?
Lister : What? What cat?
Captain Hollister : Lister, not only are you so stupid you bring onboard an unquarantined animal and jeopardise every man and woman on this ship, not only that, but you take a photograph of yourself with the cat and send it to be processed in the ship's lab. Now I'm going to ask you again, do you have a cat?
Lister : No.
Captain Hollister : [showing a photo of Lister holding his cat] Have you got a cat?
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Captain Hollister : Just one thing before the disco. Holly tells me that he has sensed a non-human life form aboard.
Lister : Sir, it's Rimmer.
