Red Dwarf (TV Series)
White Hole (1991)
Danny John-Jules: Cat
Quotes
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The Cat : So, what is it?
Kryten : I've never seen one before - no one has - but I'm guessing it's a white hole.
Rimmer : A *white* hole?
Kryten : Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole sucks time and matter out of the Universe; a white hole returns it.
Lister : So, that thing's spewing time...
Lister : [donning his fur-lined hat] ... back into the Universe?
Kryten : Precisely. That's why we're experiencing these curious time phenomena on board.
The Cat : So, what is it?
Kryten : I've never seen one before - no one has - but I'm guessing it's a white hole.
Rimmer : A *white* hole?
Kryten : Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole sucks time and matter out of the Universe; a white hole returns it.
Lister : [minus the hat] So, that thing's spewing time...
Lister : [donning his fur-lined hat, again] ... back into the Universe?
Kryten : Precisely. That's why we're experiencing these curious time phenomena on board.
Lister : What time phenomena?
Kryten : Like just then, when time repeated itself.
The Cat : So, what is it?
[Kryten, Rimmer, and Lister stare at Cat]
The Cat : Only joking.
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Kryten : But there are 53 doors from here to the science deck. How on Earth are we going to get through?
The Cat : Hey! I got it! We laser our way through!
Kryten : Ah, an excellent plan, sir, with only two minor drawbacks. One, we don't have a power source for the lasers; and two, we don't have any lasers.
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The Cat : So whaddya say? We're back on the cold beans again?
Lister : Not more beans, man! This place is beginning to smell like the inside of a packet of dry-roasted peanuts!
The Cat : Plus, we're gonna spend another twenty minutes sawing the lid off the can, 'cause all the openers are electric!
Lister : Everything on the smegging ship's electric, man! Heat, lights, doors. I didn't realize how dependent we were. I didn't realize how little I know, I just plugged things in walls an pressed the "On" button. I don't even know how to make oxygen, all I know is it's got something to do with plants and it ends in "Osis" or is it "Esis"? I don't know! Why didn't I pay attention in Biology class? Why did I always turn to page forty-seven and start drawing little beards and mustaches on the sperms?
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The Cat : Will you relax? I've seen gerbil-face play down in the recreation room. He's a diva! He can knock those stripy balls around the table all night long, and I tell you what, I have never once seen him lose a single ball down one of those holes.
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Kryten : Mr. Rimmer would be effectively... dead
The Cat : Hey, things are looking up already.
Rimmer : Forget it... whatever it is you're suggesting... forget it.
Kryten : But the entire ship is running on emergency battery power only. With the oxygen recycler and minimal heating a lighting, I estimate that Lister and The Cat have approximately two months left, without your drain on the power they might last six. I'm sorry sir.
Rimmer : Sorry? Why are you sorry?
Kryten : Well the Space Corp directive 195 clearly states that in an emergency power situation a hologramatic crewmember must lay down his life in order that the living crewmembers might survive.
Rimmer : Yes, but Rimmer Directive 271 states just as clearly: No chance you metal bastard.
The Cat : Come on man you've gotta sacrific your life, I'm not asking you to do anything I wouldn't do.
Rimmer : You? You'd sacrific your life for the good of the crew?
The Cat : No, I'd sacrific *your* life for the good of the crew.