- Winslow Craddock: I had that little gunrunning flea Kenji tight between my fingers. And I only let him go because I knew it would lead to the Palace of Heaven. His death doesn't change that. It's still mine.
- Laura Holt: Palace of Heaven, what's that?
- Winslow Craddock: C'mon, stupid doesn't suit you, Holt. Just give it to me and get out while you still can.
- Laura Holt: Are you trying to tell me this ladies' room isn't big enough for the both of us?
- Winslow Craddock: I don't like to see civilians get hurt.
- Laura Holt: Is that a threat, Major?
- Winslow Craddock: Consider yourself lucky. If Tanaka had found you first, he'd take a finger... and then turn nasty. Dwell on it.
- Tanaka: [frustrated with his computer] We build these machines to serve us, and instead find ourselves serving them. A profound thought, yes?
- Laura Holt: Profound enough.
- Tanaka: I always like to begin encounters with a profound thought. It tends to keep the conversation constructive.
- Murphy Michaels: Since when has this meant so much to you?
- Remington Steele: Since I assumed the mantle of Remington Steele.
- Murphy Michaels: "The mantle of Remington Steele"?
- Remington Steele: I realized he's more than one man, Murphy. He's a team. You, Laura, Bernice, and me, of course. We're all part of that team. We're all Remington Steele. Together, who could stop us?
- Tanaka: Some tea, perhaps?
- Remington Steele: How very civilized of you.
- Tanaka: I am pleased you accepted my invitation. Now perhaps we can settle this without any further...
- Remington Steele: Profundity?
- Tanaka: Violence.
- Remington Steele: I'm all for a stab at that.
- Remington Steele: Hardly seems fair, does it?
- Laura Holt: What's that?
- Remington Steele: You holding the reins, me taking the whip.