Quotes
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Tommy's Dad : Nobody changes, Tommy. You know that.
Tommy Gavin : I changed. I quit drinking.
Tommy's Dad : That doesn't mean you've changed. That means you're a pussy.
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Janet Gavin : We should renew our vows.
Tommy Gavin : Huh?
Janet Gavin : You know, have like a little ceremony. Invite our friends and family. Let the whole world know that we are still devoted to one another.
Tommy Gavin : Well, that sounds like a lot of work, honey. Can't we just get some tattoos or something?
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Maggie : I figured you and me we always had a special bond. Backed each other up.
Tommy Gavin : I know. I know.
Maggie : I figure the only reason that you like me is because I'm the only person the family hates worse than you.
Tommy Gavin : There might be a sliver of truth to that. But you know I love you and Johnny likes you.
Maggie : Oh, don't pump sunshine up my ass Tommy. Johnny is scared sh*tless of me. Always was.
