Quotes
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Tommy Gavin : Me in a hotel with a mini-bar. How's that story end?
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Tommy Gavin : What, are you drinking all day now?
Tommy's Dad : I'm 82. I'm retired, and I'm married to a new and much younger woman who's not only rich but likes to bang my brains out at least 3 times a week. So I'm not drinking kid. I'm in a perpetual toast.
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Johnny Gavin : [fighting over a woman] I got dibs.
Tommy Gavin : Why do you got dibs?
Johnny Gavin : Because I'm the one with the gun
