Quotes
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Johnny Gavin : [on the phone] Oh, let me get this straight, you quit drinking but you're going around beatin' up cops? The city was safer when you were a drunk.
Tommy Gavin : Yeah. Blow me.
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Tommy Gavin : You know how people, like religious people, are always saying stuff like, "have you found Jesus?"
Father Mickey Gavin : Yeah?
Tommy Gavin : Guess what. I found him.
Father Mickey Gavin : Oh, yeah. Where has he been for the last 2000 years?
Tommy Gavin : Apparently my new apartment.