Robot Chicken (TV Series)

Vegetable Fun Fest (2005)

Abraham Benrubi: Darth Vader, The Great Pumpkin, Fruit Vendor

Quotes 

• Darth Vader : Turn to the dark side, and join me.

  Luke Skywalker : I'll never join you! You killed my father!

  Darth Vader : No, Luke. I am your father!

  Luke Skywalker : That's not true!... That's impossible!

  Darth Vader : And Princess Leia is your sister!

  Luke Skywalker : That's not true! That's... impropable!

  Darth Vader : And the empire will be defeated by Ewoks!

  Luke Skywalker : That's... very unlikely.

  Darth Vader : And as a child, I built C-3PO!

  Luke Skywalker : ...Huh?

  [time passes] 

  Darth Vader : And "the Force?" Well, that's just microscopic bateria in your bloodstream called "Midichlorians".

  Luke Skywalker : [smoking a cigarette]  Look, if you're not going to take this seriously, I'm out.