Roseanne (TV Series)
All About Rosey (1995)
Roseanne Barr: Self, Roseanne Conner
Quotes
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June Cleaver, TV Mom #1 : Girls kissing girls... vulgar language, and teenaged sex!
Roseanne Conner : Yeah that stuff is kinda bad... you wanna hear how much I make?
[everybody huddles, Roseanne tells them]
June Cleaver, TV Mom #1 : Oh my God... why, *I'd* make out with a chick for that kind of cash!
Louise Jefferson, TV Mom #3 : Any one of you, let's go.
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Roseanne Conner : In this house, I'm in charge and father knows squat.
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June Cleaver, TV Mom #1 : [Roseanne talks about finding reefer and thinking it's David's] Reefer?
Roseanne Conner : Ask Eddie Haskell.
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Roseanne Conner : Maybe if you would've spoken your mind once in a while, Beav wouldn't have gotten killed in Nam.
June Cleaver, TV Mom #1 : That's a rumor, Beaver's alive!
Roseanne Conner : Well he ain't working.
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Self - Norma Arnold, TV Mom #4 : You mean, you're the boss in your own family?
Roseanne Conner : Yup. And I get all the good jokes too. Pretty sweet, ain't it?
Self - Ruth Martin, TV Mom #2 : On my show, the dog got all the good lines... I just translated. And then they shot me off into outer space and I had that annoying Doctor Smith and that damn robot.