Roseanne (TV Series)

April Fool's Day (1990)

Mark Lowenthal: Ed - IRS Office Clerk

Quotes 

• Dan : Okay hunny, come on.

  Roseanne : No! Dan. Uh, this stuff is impossible to understand! These laws and explaination of laws; no human being can really understand these things, you know! That's why you gotta go get some $200-an-hour lawyer to even explain the crap to you, you know, and I can't afford $200-an-hour!

  Ed - IRS Office Clerk : [shouts]  Hey, lady! We don't write the stinkin' laws! You got a complaint, talk to the idiots in Washington!