Roseanne (TV Series)

Brain-Dead Poets Society (1989)

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner

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Quotes 

• Darlene Conner : [about reading her poem aloud on Culture Night at her school]  Mom, you can't make me go! And if you try and make me read my poem in front of the geekoid masses, you'll have to throw a net around me and drag me out of the house like a dead seal!

  [Roseanne walks away] 

  Darlene Conner : Where are you going?

  Roseanne Conner : To get the net.

• Darlene Conner : [not wanting to write a poem for English] 

  [shouts] 

  Darlene Conner : I don't want to be expressive! I couldn't care less about poetry! I just want to graduate high-school, so I can get on with my life, so I can get a job, and get out of this hell-hole town!

  Roseanne Conner : But if you could be expressive, what would you say?

• Roseanne Conner : [to Jackie, while an awful poem is being read]  You got a gun on you?

• Darlene Conner : Who cares what people think?

  Roseanne Conner : Well if you don't care what people think, why don't you want to go?

  [Darlene doesn't answer] 

  Roseanne Conner : DAN, COME HERE QUICK! DARLENE IS SPEECHLESS!