Roseanne (TV Series)
Canoga Time (1989)
John Goodman: Dan Conner
Quotes
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Dan Conner : That's my Canoga Beer Cuckoo clock.
Roseanne : You mean the one where the drunk bear comes out every hour and burps?
Dan Conner : That's the Canoga Bear. And he doesn't burp, he growls.
Roseanne : Burps.
Dan Conner : Growls.
Roseanne : Burps.
Dan Conner : Growls.
Roseanne : Burps.
Dan Conner : Growls.
Roseanne : Dan, he pops out of there with his beer mug. The belching bear goes!
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Dan Conner : Listen to this.
[sets clock to the hour, then sings]
Dan Conner : Any time's the perfect time for a Canoga Beer! The bear's the one to have friends and fun, so have a Canoga Beer! Ca-no-ga!
[Bear comes out of the clock and burps]
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Jackie Harris : [Examining a rock concert t-shirt] I don't remember getting this.
Roseanne : I think you got that the same night you got that hissing viper tattoo.
D.J. Conner : You have a tattoo? Can I see?
Roseanne : You're too young.
Dan Conner : Oooh, can I see?
Roseanne : You're too eager.