Roseanne (TV Series)
Confessions (1990)
Laurie Metcalf: Jackie Harris
Quotes
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Jackie : [to Roseanne, who tricked her into coming over while their Mother was visiting] You are just *evil*!
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Beverly Harris : Tell me, Roseanne, how many women can look that good without a drop of makeup? And your hair's adorable!
Jackie : Thanks, Mom.
Beverly Harris : You know, I'm almost glad your father didn't make it. This gives us girls a chance to have some fun.
Jackie : This is Mom, isn't it?
Roseanne : I'm not sure. Hold on, let me check that birthmark behind her neck. 6-6-5. Close enough.