Roseanne (TV Series)

House of Grown-Ups (1989)

John Goodman: Dan Conner

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• Roseanne Conner : I'll go to sleep when the girls get home.

  Dan Conner : Yeah, what about the trouble over in Johannesburg? Why don't you go solve the problems in South Africa?

  Roseanne Conner : Well I would if you'da fixed those nuclear warheads like I asked you to.

• Dan Conner : Six weeks isn't that long.

  Roseanne Conner : It's almost a 9th of a year.

  Dan Conner : My God, you've done the math!

• Roseanne Conner : Darlene's going to be dating soon and Becky's practically married, and DJ's getting in his adult teeth.

  Dan Conner : This isn't about DJ and it's not about Darlene and it's not about Becky, this is about Roseanne, you're worried everybody's leaving you.

  Roseanne Conner : Well everybody *is* leaving me!

  Dan Conner : What do I look like? Why do you think that boat I've been building is only big enough for two people?

  Roseanne Conner : Because the garage is too small.