Roseanne (TV Series)
Isn't It Romantic? (1994)
Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner
Quotes
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Roseanne : Your idea of romance is popping the can away from my face.
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Dan Conner : Prepare yourself for a treat... let the romance begin.
Roseanne : [Dan hands her a videotape] "Romancing the Bone"?
Dan Conner : Yeah, I figured we could pop it in for a few minutes, watch it, and then, you know...
Roseanne : Then what? Barf?
Dan Conner : I did something wrong, didn't I?
Roseanne : No, Dan, you just did everything wrong. This is nothing but disgusting, pornographic filth.
Dan Conner : It's got "romance" in the title.
Roseanne : It's just some sicko male fantasy that only appeals to other sicko males.
Dan Conner : It can't be just for men. It's got scenes with only women.