Roseanne (TV Series)
Mall Story (1989)
Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner
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Quotes
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Darlene Conner : Can I have a dollar for a cherry guzzle?
Roseanne : Didn't you bring money?
Darlene Conner : Yeah but I'm not spending it on food.
Roseanne : Well a cherry guzzle isn't food, it's toxic waste.
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Roseanne : Feel like a chili dog?
Jackie Harris : Among other things. How bout you, Beck? You want a chili dog?
Becky : No, I'm never eating again.
Roseanne : Well you're still doing the dishes.
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D.J. Conner : Look what I got you, a shoe horn.
Roseanne : Why don't you take it upstairs, wrap it and surprise me?
D.J. Conner : Okay.