Roseanne (TV Series)

My Name Is Bev (1995)

John Goodman: Dan Conner

Quotes 

• Dan Conner : I thought I just heard your mother... like those guys from Nam who thought they still heard the choppers.

  Roseanne : Yeah, or more like the guys from Nam who were still in Nam.

• Roseanne : [walking around drunken Dan and Jackie in circles]  Mom said you guys were out in the garage and you were all drinking. I told her they could not possibly be drinking because they know they can't drink when Mom's here, and I also know that can't be because if that were true, me doing this would make you both want to puke.

  Dan Conner : [sickened]  Stop, please!

• Roseanne : My mother has a disease, and it's not one of the good ones like lockjaw. Would you be laughing if she had cancer?

  Dan Conner : What, like toe cancer or whole body cancer?